Jordeline Jordeline
Jordyn: vegan, outgoing, weird, vulgar, sarcastic, perverted. Love it or leave it*~

Just a real ass bitch, living in a fake ass world.

Baked some oatmeal cookies today. They’re the most perfect (not so) little cookies, ever.

Baked some oatmeal cookies today. They’re the most perfect (not so) little cookies, ever.

posted 2 days ago
Reasons to smile:

  • Cat cuddles
  • Making breakfast with your best friend
  • Getting to the gym
  • Coffee and lots of chats with your gal pals
  • Waking up before 6am
  • Comfy clothes
  • Accessories that make you feel beautiful
  • Tight bear hugs
  • Clean sheets

posted 3 days ago
Location: heaven.

Location: heaven.

posted 1 month ago
My dad as a lil’ guy is literally the boy version of me. I got your eyes, feet, nose, and freckles. Growing up I hated these features of mine- ha. Although, i may be embarrassed of my silly toes, or my freckly face at times- I embrace them, love them times a million because I know that they came from the coolest dad a girl could ask for.

My dad as a lil’ guy is literally the boy version of me. I got your eyes, feet, nose, and freckles. Growing up I hated these features of mine- ha. Although, i may be embarrassed of my silly toes, or my freckly face at times- I embrace them, love them times a million because I know that they came from the coolest dad a girl could ask for.

posted 1 month ago
My dad was the coolest guy. Ever. Every family get together is so much quieter and it’ll never feel the same. I always feel like such a ~loner~ without him by my side at these things. Homework for everybody- go hug your mom, go hug your dad. Immediately.

My dad was the coolest guy. Ever. Every family get together is so much quieter and it’ll never feel the same. I always feel like such a ~loner~ without him by my side at these things. Homework for everybody- go hug your mom, go hug your dad. Immediately.

posted 1 month ago
Newest! Yes, that is my enormous swollen calf.

Newest! Yes, that is my enormous swollen calf.

posted 2 months ago
Busiest week ever?

Monday-Friday(day)
- Work 8-2:30

Friday afternoon/evening
- Respite 3-10

Saturday
- Family get together as fuck
- Babysitting 4-11

Sunday
- Finish up respite hours 1-6

WHAT IS A SOCIAL LIFE?

posted 2 months ago
Life the past few days. I’m not complaining.

Life the past few days. I’m not complaining.

posted 2 months ago
I have been awake for 30 hours straight. God dammit. Worth it tho.

I have been awake for 30 hours straight. God dammit. Worth it tho.

posted 2 months ago
Baking chocolate chip cookies. It has been a WHILE. Also, is it just me or does anybody else h8 when their cookies come out fluffy? I enjoy my cookies soft and chewy. The fluff gets in the way and I’m pr@y!n hard dat this batch does not come out that way~*

Baking chocolate chip cookies. It has been a WHILE. Also, is it just me or does anybody else h8 when their cookies come out fluffy? I enjoy my cookies soft and chewy. The fluff gets in the way and I’m pr@y!n hard dat this batch does not come out that way~*

posted 2 months ago


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